A young lady catches the man's eye from across the room. the man approaches the women and realises she a paraplegic with no arms. the man asks to buy her a drink, she accepts. It has been a few hours now with this women, they are getting to know each other very well.. they both go outback behind an old haystack, the lady says "take your pants off", the man does so. a couple minutes roll by and and an old man in the bar goes for a piss. he goes outback, and goes towards the haystack. he pulls down his pants and then sees the horrifying act happening right in front of his eyes! he runs back to the bar to tell his friends "GUYS, you wont believe this.. some kid… is FUCKING A WHEELBARROW behind the haystack!"