After a few beers he is in the middle of a conversation with the bartender, they start talking about penguins and the man brings up: "I have never seen a penguin" The bartender replies "what?! You have never seen a penguin?! Get out of my bar and never come back". The bartender calls for security and they drag him outside.

The man very confused goes to his house and to bed with his wife. The man starts telling her about what happened. "Today I got dragged out of the bar just because I have never seen a penguin". The wife yells in terror: "what?! You have never seen a penguin?! I want the divorce!" After a long struggle the man gets kicked out of the bedroom and sleeps in the couch.

The next morning his son wakes him up asking why had he slept in the couch. The man answers: I got dragged out of the bar and kicked out of the bedroom because I have never seen a penguin. The son yells: "what?! You have never seen a penguin?! I don't love. I don't want to see you ever again!". The man has now been kicked out of his own house.

The man having nowhere to go arrives at his office but he is so overwhelmed that he starts crying on his desk. His boss passed by and asked him what's wrong. The while sobbing replies: "i got dragged out of my favorite bar, my wife wants the divorce and my son doesn't love me, all just because I have never seen a penguin!". The boss screams in his face: "what?! You have never seen a penguin?! You are fired!". The has now lost his job.

Without money the man becomes a hobo and soon enough he finds himself in the necessity of steal food to survive. But gets easily caught and sent to the judge. But the judge was an old friend from college in fact he was his best friend. So the judge asked him what had happened to him. The man doubtfully answers: "i got dragged out of my favorite bar, my wife divorced me, my son doesn't love me, and I lost my job, all just because I have never seen a penguin!" The judge slams his hammer with anger and says: "what?! You have never seen a penguin?! I sentence you to life imprisonment".

The man now in his prison gets asked by one of the other inmates how did he got here. The man is reluctant but thinks it can't get worse from where he is so replies: "I got dragged out of my favorite bar, my wife divorced me, my son doesn't love me, I lost my job, and got sentenced for life all just because I have never seen a penguin!" The other inmate stands up and yells: "what?! You have never seen a penguin?!" All the other inmates hear it they gang up on him and the man gets beaten to death.

The man stands in the gates of heaven in front of saint peter who is reading a scroll. He asks the man how did he died. He doesn't want to answer knowing for sure what would happen next but in heaven it is impossible to lie. got dragged out of my favorite bar, my wife divorced me, my son doesn't love me, I lost my job, got sentenced for life, and beaten to death all just because I have never seen a penguin!" Saint Peter says with surprise and pity "What?! You have never seen a penguin?! Well to hell then". Saint Peter pulls a lever that opens the floor and the man falls into hell.

In hell he is greeted by the devil who after a short introduction asked the man why did he got there so he can send him to the right circle of hell. The man now tired inhales deeply: "I got dragged out of my favorite bar, my wife divorced me, my son doesn't love me, I lost my job, I got sentenced for life, beaten to death and sent to hell all just because I have never seen a penguin!" The devil laughs mockingly: "What?! You have never seen a penguin?! To the lowest circle of hell!" The devil pushes him into a hole and falls into the deepest circle of hell.

There he meets another condemned soul like himself. That once again asks him why did he do. The man inhales deeply and says expressionless: "I got dragged out of my favorite bar, my wife divorced me, my son doesn't love me, I lost my job, I got sentenced for life, beaten to death and sent to the lowest circle of hell all just because I have never seen a penguin!" To what the other man answers: "What?! You have never seen a penguin?! Me neither!"